11 March 2009
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"I invite you to read the Book of Mormon between now and the end of the year. As impossible as that may seem with all you are trying to manage in your life, if you will accept this invitation with full purpose of heart, the Lord will help you find a way to achieve it. And, as you prayerfully study, I promise that the heavens will open for you. The Lord will bless you with increased inspiration and revelation.
"As you read, I would encourage you to mark each verse that speaks of or refers to the Savior. Then, be intentional about talking of Christ, rejoicing in Christ, and preaching of Christ with your families and friends. You and they will be drawn closer to the Savior through this process. And changes, even miracles, will begin to happen."

13 comments:
what's on page 260? my visiting teachers didn't come last month so i missed the message.
page 260 is when they're in the meadow and edward's all sparkly.
Hilarious!
good one
hilarious!!
That would work in my ward!
This is hilarious, I might have to steal it from you.
Awesome!!!!! I laughed soooooo hard!
i'm guessing if i've never read "twilight" i won't get it? ...because i don't get it.
..all the more reason to read it, i suppose?!
April, Visiting Teaching is something mormon women do. Each woman, 18 and older, is assigned a companion. Each companionship goes out once a month and visits a few women. We get a list of 3 or 4 (or 5 or 6) women and go out and visit them. We become friends, chat, and share a spiritual thought. That's the basis for this joke. Second, Mormons read twilight. Not EVERY mormon, but a good majority do and love it...and so the joke of this is that the spiritual thought for these visiting teachers is from a fictional book, not the scriptures.
LOL got it, thanks Emily!
Love it! Where did you find this?
Aunt Marion sent it, but there's a website called 9th ward Cartoons that made it.
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